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Thursday 14 March 2013

"We saw your...$#%@#",AT THE OSCARS!!!!

Records say Seth Macfarlane is an edgy comic guy, he makes jokes, and he sells his packaging for loads of money in Hollywood.
we saw your boobs parody’ sold. The whole world is talking about it.

The women he mentioned are women who consciously *artistically* exhibited the B@%$#*...or is it alright if I say it because I am a woman??

Yes! we saw Charlize Therone hiding and cringing, and yes! We saw a whooping Golden Lady,Jennifer Lawrence. In all probabilities they knew about the song before. BUT, totally authentic reactions?? What is Hollywood if not make believe?

As far as the tag *sexist* goes, Fact is, that nine year old girl IS too young for George Clooney, and again its about choices she should learn the ways of Hollywood as it is a Big bad world out there. Plus we all want him, so she better face reality. So Seth did us all a favour.

There are thousands of Sexist acts and discriminations against women everyday, choosing our battles! That’s the game, And this is not even a battle it was a performance by a Comic.

That said, I personally wouldn’t want the appearance of my boobs to be sung about at the Oscars, because they are very strict about their live performances and definitely stricter about the audience.

Wednesday 6 March 2013

CHEEEEESE


PHOTO BOOTH


OOOOF!!!that stitch in my stomach, wiping the stray tear out of my eyes, I stare at my friend who is crying earnestly and laughing at the same time…I turn to my third friend who is laughing and managing to still clutch on to the photo which is that proof in history, that we were at the INGO’s Saturday night bazaar in Goa. Our very own stamp on our timelines.

Strolling through a fair that throngs with life, pulsating with beats from everywhere around the world, it’s a feast of the senses, if I may relate everything to mmmm eating.
But controlling the stomach, just listen, close your eyes, and through all the music you will hear people striking deals in every language of the world.

So moving through the crowd, sometimes excused by a Russian, sometimes pardoned in french, we chance upon this activity hub.

Seeing all those people rushing through the funny costumes to the timer of ten seconds..We knew what we had come up to…all three of us instantly had that epiphany that this was what we just had to do, get into that photo booth.

So we quickly stood in queue for our ten seconds of fame, giggling in anticipation and each eyeing our costume change. I knew I had to get that wig on my head, life long desires of pink curly hair, finally coming into the view, like a runner’s first glimpse of the closing line.

 Anticipation glowing in our eyes we waited and observed the veterans already on the shoot. We observed their faults and laughed at their clumsiness, that polite awkward laugh, which hopes, we don’t look the same.

Breathing was just a notch higher, as we were given our cue.

Clutching the wigs and over sized sunglasses we trooped on the stage, waiting to be directed by the photographer, heart beating to the countdown of ten,nine, eight,seven…..

We all posed like the seventies superfloozies…though later on the Viking phase and the Minnie mouse desires overtook.

As he downed the shutter on the first shot…we ran, tumbled more like it to the changing table and scrambled around for the next coolest thing that would make us look the most foolish…

I was like a woman on a mission…I just stole whatever discards came to hand ,so one shot I was even the Warrior Viking with a penchant for heart shaped blue and pink sunglasses, talk about conflicting desires.

 However in one of the shots my curly haired friend also became Viking,fast forwarded a few centuries , pretty sorted in her  desires, she was the modern Viking.A brave warrior with an open mouthed war cry, floating around with a sign saying "like me on facebook”.

The third photo countdown mad scramble, prize would have to go to my third (first being me, straight haired,second being my curly haired friend) straight haired friend, who at first spent precious five seconds deciding, probably tapping her feet as to which colour wig would suit her best, (I guess the same desire for curly hair, germinates in her too)…deciding to be loyal to her wig she then proceeded to pick the over sized sunglasses which happened to be the coolest ones from a collection of say twenty,why you ask? Is simply because they were the only ones which saw the world through one lens.

And there the count of ‘one’ saw us clutching once again to each other as our kinetic forces fought to overcome the gravitational forces and the jolts, of each of us halting at once ,being absorbed by each other. Swaying,yet perfectly smiling into the camera for our third and final shot.

As it flashed into our eyes and ears resonating with the booming voice of our photographers megaphone, we put our hearts into that effortless smile, because it ‘bubbled’ up from every charged up cell in our system.

We even convinced the photographer that we didn't need more than one copy of our moment of memory making, because we were all technically aware of the world of scanning, the look the guy gave us was purely writing us off as scammers…but when you are on shoestring you really are on shoestrings, so who cares about peoples faces, they are too high up anyway!!!!focus on the shoestrings, and keep sidling past people.

Our high continued on to the table that was held on to bravely by our straight haired friend who in an overcrowded common, open air eating place fought hard to mark our territory on the bench, that was being invaded by an amorous old man, bending in to inflame, a much younger woman on his side, poking my friend with his amply carved camel hump back. Bravo sweety!!!!she held her space till we were all well fed and watered. Relinquishing, only to find more time for a stroll through the colorful stalls. Everything was begging us to save them from the rule of the mean women manning the stalls.We however were not economically placed to do that, but there were a few rescue attempts made, some successful, and some ended in us being batted out by the old bat women.

Overall our march out, was a relatively Victorious one.

The story of what we did with the soft drinks that were not allowed in has to be a tale on its own…FOR NOW CHEEESE!!!!!